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Amazon Prime Day, the day when Amazon has more deals than you could ever conceivably look through in an ENTIRE LIFETIME, is here!
We waded through the mountains of bargains for you and found some of the best deals in every category (in this case: sex toys, lube, condoms, and more).
FYI — deals move quickly on Prime Day. We’ll do our best to keep this post as up-to-date as possible, but we can’t catch everything immediately. Check back throughout Prime Day to see our latest updates as the deals change!
Note: To get these deals you have to be a Prime member, so if you aren’t already, sign up for a free 30-day trial here.
1.40% off the legendary Satisfyer Pro Penguin thanks to our ~exclusive~ coupon code for a no-contact, waterproof sensation that’ll tick off all your box requirements in the most satisfying way, naturally.
At checkout, apply the code SATISFYBUZZ to enjoy the discount we have listed here!
Promising review: “This product is the truth. If you don’t own one ladies then you need to get this for your collection of pleasure. I’m talking toes curling, mind blowing O’s. Well worth the price. I think the Hitachi is going to take a back seat to this little baby. It makes up about the same noise, it’s smaller and has multiple levels of intensity minus the numbness afterwards. I give it a two thumbs and ten toes up.” —Cece Williams
Price: $29.95 (originally $55.95)
2.And 21% off a Satisfyer Pro 2 that has becum a BuzzFeed reader fave and once you hit *Add to Cart* you’ll understand the hype too.
Promising review: “I have found this product through a BuzzFeed article, and I decided to purchase it after reading the customer reviews on Amazon. I can totally confirm: this item is a precious ally for all us women having a hard time enjoying themselves since being on medication. It would take me more than a hour to climax, and with this little gem here it took me only 5 minutes. The design makes it a comfortable item, very easy to use with just one hand. GET IT!!!” —Akiko N
Check out our deep dive into the Satisfyer Pro 2 for more deets!
Price: $39.50 (originally $49.95)
3.30% off a waterproof silicone lubricant to help you sliiiiiide right into your after-work (or before-work!) plans.
Promising review: “2 ounces?? More like 2 infinity and never tearing each other’s pink bits again ! My husband and I have used this about 3 or 4 times already and it seems like the bottle keeps replenishing itself! Woohoo! On a serious note, this is probably the best lube around. It is so slippery and warm feeling, makes your softs parts melt like butter on a warm pan. So silky and smooth. 100% recommended for the best sexual experiences you will ever enjoy. Thanks Astroglide!! We love youu” —Genesis Leon
Price: $8.59 (originally $12.35)
4.47% off a Womanizer Pro40 you’ll fall for SO hard thanks to its touchless stimulation that you’ll just assume ppl are referring to this when they bring up singing Britney’s bop by the same name.
Price: $69 (originally $129)
5.53% off a rosemary orange blossom-scented massage oil because you’ve had a long day and you deserve a nice massage during foreplay.
Note that the discount is only applicable with a one-time purchase (versus the subscription option).
Price: $13.97 (originally $29.95)
6.33% off a 36-pack of thin (yet strong!) lubricated condoms with a specially engineered hexagon construction to move when you move. (Just like that.)
Note that the discount is only applicable with a one-time purchase (versus the subscription option). And be sure to apply the additional 20% off coupon from the listed price to enjoy the discount we listed!
Price: 36-pack for $23.19 (originally $34.90)
7.25% off a sonic-wave contactless vibrator will have you riding all kinds of waves of pleasure. Plus it’s so nice looking you’ll be tempted to leave it on your nightstand when not in use.
Price: $51.75 (originally $69; on sale in two colors)
8.57% off a realistic-looking dildo with veins and everything (OK not everything) for some lifelike play.
Price: $14.69 (originally $34.50)
9.36% off a 36-pack of Trojan ultra thin lubricated condoms because if you should buy anything in bulk before you need it, it’s condoms. K?!
Note that the discount is only applicable with a one-time purchase (versus the subscription option).
Price: $15.47 (originally $23.99)
10.26% off a We-vibe that’ll quickly become the favorite thing in your house thanks to its waterproof design and controls that can be manipulated from anywhere in the world. Hullo, long-distance loverrrs.
100% waterproof, made of body-safe silicone and ABS plastic, and phthalates- and BPA-free.
Price: $169 (originally $229)
11.18% off a textured stroker you could realllly use for your next masturbation sesh.
Price: $24.69 (originally $29.99)
12.22% off a clitoral stimulator with 10 suction and vibration settings… so this should help keep y’all occupied awhile.
Note that the discount is only applicable with a one-time purchase (versus the subscription option).
Price: $46.99 (originally $59.99, available in two colors)
13.33% off a water-based lubricant with a paraben-free and hypoallergenic formula because nothing brings fun stuff to a halt like a reaction to lube.
Note that the discount is only applicable with a one-time purchase (versus the subscription option).
Price: $9.99 (originally $14.99)
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.
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