In today’s news of shit I don’t need to buy but will anyway, Phreak, a Yorkshire-based company known for creating out-of-the-box sex toys, has launched a collection of bottle-shaped dildos.
Yup, you heard that right. Just like shopping for normal alcohol, Phreak has tons of different bottle-shaped sex toy options. You can invest in a life-size beer bottle, a life-size wine bottle, or a life-size champagne bottle—which all come with your choice of soft, medium, or hard firmness.
The best part is they have over 50 different combination and style options you can choose from, so the possibilities are kind of endless.
For example, you can custom create a realistic-looking champagne bottle to put into a bucket of ice at a bachelorette party. You can get a beer bottle with Pride colors because, well, why not? And you can also buy a glow-in-the-dark wine bottle for when it’s dark and you’re stumbling back into your room while being a bit tipsy.
The toys retail for anywhere from $56 to $103, which honestly isn’t too bad when you consider you can use it for masturbation and home decor.
Now per their website, the goal of these sex toys is to inject “something fun and a little different to the market.” So thanks to them, in addition to my husband’s penis, I will now be injecting a literal Champagne bottle-shaped dildo in my vagina too. We love to see it.
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But if you’re still like “Huh? Why would I want a wine-shaped bottle up my vagina?” fair question. Think about it though, it’s a lot prettier than any other phallic option sex toy that could give you pleasure, plus, you could leave it out on your kitchen counter without anyone assuming anything. (Your parents will just be like “Oh, how much was this at Home Goods?”) Win-win.
So now, looks like I will not only have the option to sip on some wine, but I can now have the option to fuck myself with some too. And if that’s not goals, I don’t know what is.
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