There are many things we could all be doing in self isolation – Emmerdale stars have encouraged gardening while Hollyoaks stars have been trying to teach us how to dance.
But Coronation Street star Catherine Tyldesley – or rather her alter ego Olga Kleff – has a saucier idea and has delivered a video tutorial on group masturbation.
Well kind of. Cath has been sharing video clips of the tutor online to entertain her Instagram followers during the Coronavirus lockdown but Olga, bless her cottons, often ets her words muddled.
She said excitedly: ‘Today we have a very speciasl treat – I want to lead you in a group masturbation!’
But sorry any fans who were hoping for something else – Olga meant to say meditation.
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Brandishing a Buddha ornament, she went on: ‘I’ve got me Buddha – don’t judge me, I ain’t been shopping. I’ve seen those really thin people in lycra doing this.
‘I don’t have any lycra but I’m ready for masturbation!’
She then taught the best technique – which was a very nasal intake of slow breathing and an exaggerrated sigh.
She finished (stop it) by saying: ‘And you just do that for five minutes. Beltin’!’
I think we all felt satisfied after that, didn’t we?
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