We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to share the most hilariously savage thing their older sibling ever did to them as a kid, and they prove that older siblings are the worst…and the funniest:
1.“My oldest sister made me climb into the dryer…and then she turned it on.”
—kathrinew2
5.“There were a lot of big hills behind my house when I was a kid. My older brothers used to shove me into a storage barrel and roll me down them.”
—emilyd4f9f5478c
6.“My older brother would pull the heads off my Barbies, cut off all their hair, and put the heads on his trophies.”
—ashleyh4fc9a7736
7.“My brother and sister once literally staged my kidnapping. They wore ski masks, ‘broke into the house’, and tied me to a chair. It wasn’t until I completely lost it that they finally ripped off their masks…and begged me not to tell our mom and dad.”
—laurenabutler
11.“My older sibling hooked a coat hanger into the back of my turtleneck, then picked me up and hung me on a doorknob.”
“The worst part was that my mother was there, and instead of helping me, she took photos.”
—l4d615bb5a
12.“When I was six, my older brother told me that Santa died in a sleigh accident.”
—mollybanana
13.“My older sister and her friends would put salt in apple juice, warm it up, and make me drink it in order to hang out with them, saying it was their pee.”
—taylorann1
14.“My older brother convinced me that AAA stood for ‘Alien Adoption Agency,’ and that my parents got me from Mars.”
—evankoepnick
15.“When I was 10 years old, my brother decided to take the plunger from the bathroom and plunge my head.”
—marteilr
16.“My older brother had a Freddy Krueger Halloween costume when we were little, and at night he would dress up, turn the lights off, and scratch the walls with the glove as I screamed.”
—jeremyg47adcd40d
17.“My older sister was doing a science ‘experiment,’ and plugged my nose while I was sleeping to see if I’d stop breathing or open my mouth.”
—elizabetha41f0fb231
18.“My mom had a chili pepper plant in her garden, and sometimes when my older brother and I would play outside, he would grab a pepper and stick it up my nose! Boy, did those suckers burn!”
—ebby526
19.“I was the youngest of three girls, and when I was a toddler, my older sisters would dress me up in a winter coat, scarf, and hat and send me out to play…in August…in Chicago.”
—l421f53312
20.“My older brother once locked me in the dog crate…with the dog.”
—kristinc131
21.“My older sisters would quiz me on my spelling words while they gave me a bath. If I got one wrong, they would pour a cup of freezing cold water over my head.”
—emmaaaaa19
22.“When I was six, I had a collection of stuffed animals that I absolutely loved. Well, my older siblings would put each one on a pan of the ceiling fan, then turn the fan on, letting them fly all over the room while I cried.”
—katieh42a129a66
23.“My older sibling once excitedly said, ‘Let’s do trust falls!’…and then let me fall into the wall.”
“12 years later, I still bring it up every chance I get.”
—jordanb433ea3d5f
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Some responses have been edited for length and clarity.
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